“Gujarat me navratri ke kuch mahine bad garbhapat ki sankhya me badotari hoti hai” Gujarat rajya ke baal aur mahila vikas mantri ke is bayan ne pure India me bawal khada kar diya. Kyonki yah bayan Gujarat rajya ke mantri ne diya tha isliye iska akhbarone kuch jyada hi prachar kar dala. Pura Gujarat Navratri ke tayyario me jut gaya tha. Gujarat hi kyo sara India navratri ke Read more »
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19 Feb 2010 (0) commentA man told his friend, Yaar dekh woh ladki mujhe hans kar dekh rahin hain.
Friend replied: Oye theek se dekh. Woh tujhe hans kar dekh rahin hain ya tujh dekh kar hans rahin hain
14 Feb 2010 (0) commentQuestion. Do you know what 6.9 is?
Answer. A good thing screwed up by a period.
Camilla bought new shoes for her wedding. During the big day they became increasingly tighter as the day went on.
That night, she flopped on the bed and said,”Charles,please remove my shoes,my feet are killing me!” He attacked her right shoe with vigour,but it would not budge.
“Harder!” yelled Camilla, “Harder”.”I’m trying, But it’s just so bloody tight!” “Come on! Give it all you’ve got!”Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla exclaimed, “There! Oh, God, that feels so good!”
In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip,”See! I told you with a face like that, she had to be a virgin!” Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, “Oh, God, darling! This one’s even tighter!”
At which Prince Phillip said to the Queen, “That’s my boy! He served in the Navy: once a Rear Admiral, always a Rear Admiral!”
1. Eating Mexican food is not the cause of gonorrhea.
2. There is no need for dice in role playing.
3. Intercourse doesn’t happen on a highway.
4. If you engage in oral sex first, it’s not called a head start.
5. If she says she’s into “bondage,” don’t show her your financial portfolio.
6. You can lay down during a one-night stand.
7. When a woman talks about waiting for the “right time,” she’s not referring to a commercial break.
8. Only sleep with someone you love or can say you love without smirking.
9. Making out doesn’t mean getting your money’s worth.
10. Sex is like “The Club” – Accept no substitutes
14 Feb 2010 (0) commentSardar after wandering here and there, returned to home and asked to sardarni
“Roti shoti poi ya choot pasare soi”
Sardarni – “Sabji vabji laaye ya lund hilate aaye”
“Daal, bhaat na chatni, Kya choot pakati apni?”
Sardar – “Aisa gussa tera, to lund pakad le mera”
Sardarni-saiyaan chodo to roti paka doongi
nahi to aate mein jhhante mila doongi.
10% of the women had sex within the first hour of their first date.
20% of the men had sex in a non-traditional place.
36% of the women favour nudity.
45% of the women prefer dark men with blue eyes.
46% of the women experienced anal sex.
70% of the women prefer sex in the morning.
80% of the men have never experienced homosexual relations.
90% of the women would like to have sex in the forest.
99% of the women have never experienced sex in the office.
Conclusion:
Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of having anal sex in
the morning with a strange woman in the forest than to have sex in the
office at the end of the day.
Moral: Do not stay late in the office. Nothing good will ever come of it!
School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega…!
14 Feb 2010 (0) commentA husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed.
So the man says to his wife “Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill!” She ignores the remark.
Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, “If you think I’m gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken.”